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Joining the U.S. Military? So Are CCP Agents!

Thinking about serving your country? That’s great! Just know that you might not be the only one taking notes in boot camp. The CCP has quietly infiltrated the U.S. military, slipping agents, spies, and "exchange students" into roles with access to classified intel, weapons systems, and strategic operations. Golden Bear is here to explain how foreign infiltration is easier than enlisting—and why no one seems to be doing anything about it.
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The Uyghur Vacation Package! (Totally NOT a Concentration Camp)

Looking for an all-inclusive vacation experience with mandatory re-education, 24/7 surveillance, and no return ticket? Welcome to China’s Uyghur “re-education” centers—where the only thing more dystopian than the name is the reality inside. Golden Bear takes you on a guided tour of the world’s most sinister “training programs” (spoiler: they don’t involve job skills).
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Fentanyl: China’s Favorite Export (Besides TikTok)

What’s China’s most powerful export? No, it’s not cheap electronics or weird social media trends—it’s fentanyl precursors, fueling one of the deadliest drug epidemics in history. Golden Bear is here to break down how Chinese pharmaceutical companies, Mexican cartels, and U.S. inaction have turned fentanyl into a silent war. Spoiler alert: The casualties are real, and the strategy isn’t an accident.
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The Club That’s Not Meant to Exist

      Welcome to the Anti Crowd Control Program Social Club—a name that’s almost as long as the list of things we’re not supposed to say. We’re a community of free thinkers, free speakers, and freedom enthusiasts who believe that ideas shouldn’t come with warning labels. Our mission? To challenge censorship, mock surveillance culture, and defend the right to think, speak, and laugh freely—no matter how "problematic" that might seem. Our mascot, Golden Bear, isn’t your average cuddly character. Through animated satire, Golden Bear exposes the absurdity of authoritarianism, censorship, and control. He’s cute, but don’t let that fool you—he’s here to say what others won’t.

Our Values
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🗣️ Free speech is non-negotiable. Ideas—whether popular or uncomfortable—deserve a platform.
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🎨 Expression should be loud, messy, and unrestricted. Creativity thrives in chaos, not censorship.
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👁️ Surveillance culture is not "for your safety." Privacy is power, and we’re not giving it up. We’re not here to push an agenda or tell you what to think—we just believe you should have the freedom to think for yourself. Whether you’re here to laugh at Golden Bear, grab a T-shirt that makes people uncomfortable, or just enjoy content that refuses to pull punches, you’re in the right place.

‍The Anti Crowd Control Program Social Club isn’t just a brand—it’s a reminder that silence isn’t safety, and compliance isn’t peace.

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